Salty dogs cannot be trained, they're damaged goods.
Throw those cheap bastards in the trash where they belong!
If you're stupid enough to get swindled by splenda LOOOOOOL 😂 gurl stahp! Get off my blog!
LOOOOOOL 😂 OK, but seriously: you've only got one last ditch chance at redemption here-
Wait for "daddy" to go to the bathroom (tell him to start up some steamy shower fun if you have to)...
then snatch all the cash from his wallet 💵 and RUN for your life out the door! 🏃
