Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Honey Poo

This is really pathetic LOL
loser knows he can't afford a real sugar baby, so he bought a thesaurus! 💩 aww


Are you ready to get "spoiled and pampered"?
Grandpa gets a senior discount on Wednesdays- so you can chow down at Perkins 😋 then push his wheelchair
 over to the thrift store and splurge 💵 50%off lingerie! Everyone bow down to the new Bee Hive 👑 Queen!!

"educated fun" -lmao! watching the Discovery channel before his 8pm bed time?

"won't tell you how handsome I am" -so sad, he probably thinks he's a stud with his new dentures :-( old men are pitiful creatures

"open to living together" -yeah, he's going to need someone to change his diapers and open Ensure bottles
"Anywhere Denver & Metro" -he needs to move in with you, he can't afford rent

"age, race, physique, etc, open to all" -final nail in his coffin right here 💀 FAIL!
Wealthy men know what they want and how they want it. Time & money are too valuable to waste!
"Honey" daddies are pure con-syrup 💩 SCAM