😂😂😂 ok, I'm lying! April fool's!Balls are disgusting 🤮
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
Rule #6: Act like a Princess...
But think like a Boss 😎
KNOW how to work those assets!
Take NO prisoners!
Men are NOT people!
NEVER let a pauper hold you down,
Find a rich beast who can lift you up! With his wallet! LoL looks aren't important, money is!! 👑💰
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
He wants a 5 finger discount?
Guys who want maximum satisfaction while giving minimal cash = deserve nothing!
Salt will raise your blood pressure
and try to kill you-..........
JUST SAY NO!
💀
Sunday, August 20, 2017
Tip #4: Open your eyes 👀
Asian men are the untapped ⭐gold⭐ mine!
As a wise concubine-turned-Empress once said:
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
Honey Poo
This is really pathetic LOL
loser knows he can't afford a real sugar baby, so he bought a thesaurus! 💩 aww
Are you ready to get "spoiled and pampered"?
Grandpa gets a senior discount on Wednesdays- so you can chow down at Perkins 😋 then push his wheelchair
over to the thrift store and splurge 💵 50%off lingerie! Everyone bow down to the new Bee Hive 👑 Queen!!
"educated fun" -lmao! watching the Discovery channel before his 8pm bed time?
"won't tell you how handsome I am" -so sad, he probably thinks he's a stud with his new dentures :-( old men are pitiful creatures
"open to living together" -yeah, he's going to need someone to change his diapers and open Ensure bottles
"Anywhere Denver & Metro" -he needs to move in with you, he can't afford rent
"age, race, physique, etc, open to all" -final nail in his coffin right here 💀 FAIL!
Wealthy men know what they want and how they want it. Time & money are too valuable to waste!
"Honey" daddies are pure con-syrup 💩 SCAM
Monday, August 7, 2017
Rule #2: Euthanizing Salty Dogs
Salty dogs cannot be trained, they're damaged goods.
Throw those cheap bastards in the trash where they belong!
If you're stupid enough to get swindled by splenda LOOOOOOL 😂 gurl stahp! Get off my blog!
LOOOOOOL 😂 OK, but seriously: you've only got one last ditch chance at redemption here-
Wait for "daddy" to go to the bathroom (tell him to start up some steamy shower fun if you have to)...
then snatch all the cash from his wallet 💵 and RUN for your life out the door! 🏃
Friday, September 25, 2015
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